Ad-dicted
I love advertising but some commercials make women look so stupid. These four make me want to pull my hair out whenever I see them.
Axe is on to us ladies. They know how we meet ahead of time to strategize ways to clean up unsuspecting 21 year olds at the bar and how hot it is when they smell like teen boys. The more Axe products they use, the higher the chance we'll sleep with them, especially if they're made out of chocolate but you didn't hear it from me.
Thanks Unilever for counteracting the Dove ads.
This bothers me because it's for a Kids' Meal. If it were for a late-night after bar snack, it would still be stupid but at least fit the right audience. Kids have enough sex in their face we don't need to box it up and zoom in.
This teaches us that full-figured girls will do absolutely anything to get attention from their unappreciative significant others. In the name of saving a relationship they will make themselves look stupid and get hurt because they didn't read installation directions. You go girl!
No matter what size we are or how low our self-esteem falls, we can always count on a good sickness followed by some tasty snack food. Don't worry thought, once we over-compensate for our three days of starvation, Activia is there to get us back on track. Woo hoo!
Axe is on to us ladies. They know how we meet ahead of time to strategize ways to clean up unsuspecting 21 year olds at the bar and how hot it is when they smell like teen boys. The more Axe products they use, the higher the chance we'll sleep with them, especially if they're made out of chocolate but you didn't hear it from me.
Thanks Unilever for counteracting the Dove ads.
This bothers me because it's for a Kids' Meal. If it were for a late-night after bar snack, it would still be stupid but at least fit the right audience. Kids have enough sex in their face we don't need to box it up and zoom in.
This teaches us that full-figured girls will do absolutely anything to get attention from their unappreciative significant others. In the name of saving a relationship they will make themselves look stupid and get hurt because they didn't read installation directions. You go girl!
No matter what size we are or how low our self-esteem falls, we can always count on a good sickness followed by some tasty snack food. Don't worry thought, once we over-compensate for our three days of starvation, Activia is there to get us back on track. Woo hoo!
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